• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Member of the Communist Party of China here. Gordon G. Chang is our most successful spy. He has provided the PRC with the most valuable intel of any of our sleeper agents.

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      As a fellow member of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China, I can confirm that he is our longest serving secret agent. He has helped us by misleading the American people, spreading misinformation about our imminent collapse for the last 25 years, allowing us to grow into a major power while our detractors weren’t paying attention.

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        MSS head Chen Yixin here – we’re honestly kind of surprised it worked. Either this Gordon G. Chang guy is a disinformation genius, or Americans are just a whole lot dumber than we thought.