Good.

Would

Or say “ok, you got me there. But, two things can be true and I’m here to listen if you have something you want to talk about”

Go to a local PC repair shop? Will be much safer than giving someone on the Internet access to your PC. Like probably 95% nothing awful happens (esp picking some random Lemmy person) but in that 5% they will drop a keylogger, get your banking login and clean you out.

Oh joy, now we get to find out that even the California cops are overwhelmingly conservative

Where does it flush to? Or is it single use lol

Disclaimer: I have a dream job for me and my experience is probably not representative.

Go on open.kattis.com, pick a problem, solve it. That’s what 40% of my job is like. 20% more is reading through and understanding where the right place for this bit of code to live or what bits of code I should be reusing to make it. Another 20% is discussing with other engineers the tradeoffs of solving a problem with x vs y and picking what to do, and the last 20% is reviewing code, i.e. making sure other people solve their problems correctly and don’t drop a bunch of hack in our tree.

1. Dollar is fucked, national currency is Bitcoin now. Hope you bought some.

2. You all have fought over gender too much, I’m taking it away. They/them for everyone. Using gendered pronouns is a minor offense, but can be considered harassment and/or incitement. All sports leagues are now coed. Bathrooms only have private stalls.

3. If anyone your business employs can demonstrate that they are below the poverty line, it’s getting nationalized. No, you don’t get to know the number before the fed publishes it each quarter.

4. Climate is fucked, and it’s significantly our fault. Gas is now taxed at 2,000%. Meats and well, everything really, is going to be heavily taxed according to carbon footprint. And that will go up until we reach our target net emissions, zero.

5. All elected public officials are executed at the end of their terms.

I will not be reelected, and I will not be taking any questions.

Sell the bag to a lich to keep him from robbing graves, collect big $$$ for the unique magic item, and the bounty from the town

Potion of Water Breathing: DOES NOT RETAIN AIR BREATHING

Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword ‘open’ to transform this cube into a '200x’200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you’re caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.

It’s a furby right?

Also does not handle ‘IIIIIIIII’ -> ‘IX’ properly

The answer is batteries. And dismantling capitalism, but batteries first

Sounds fun actually

Oh shit it might be working

You’re thinking like he still needs to be elected again and popularity matters.

One way or the other, Trump is going to rule America until he dies or is in prison.

2.5M sounds ok to me. Even 10M would get the 99.9% of the benefit. The important part is that it’s capped.

If you’ve never seen a hurricane masturbate before, it’s definitely worth the trip. It’s got a certain majestic beauty to it that is yet to be captured by any portrait, photo or video.

Lol. Lmao even.

Rufus is great! I worked with the maintainer to fix a bug in hardware they didn’t have and it was a very pleasant experience.