I raise my standing desk. Occasionally.

Ok gooner

I just read the text of this, and it sounds to me like it only mandates a birth date or age field as opposed to full-on age/identity verification.
Still asinine, but not quite as severe as OP’s interpretation if accurate.

“America’s favorite cat?” I didn’t vote for him!

The wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man can be characterized as a 3D slice of a conscious, four dimensional entity (with balls)

This is the longest thing I’ve read today, and I don’t regret it. I laughed, I cried, and I learned a thing or two along the way.

It worked!!

fuck

We’re not sending our best

Just chiming in to represent the small minority of people who strongly dislike spiders in our houses

Saw it on a hike through social media, maybe

PECK

That sounds like it’s going to get real messy real fast

He later died of lacerations from the broken window

Look how they massacred my boy

OR IS IT??

Not a near-term solution, but the Free Software Foundation just announced the LibrePhone project!

This is exactly why giving ID scans to online sevices is a terrible idea, even ignoring the privacy aspect.

Dark yellow! Yellow is inherently bright and sunny, when you try to make it dark it becomes a hideous contradiction.

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