I can confirm that when I mention drugs (including alcohol) to my kids, I shall warn them of the danger of falling asleep amongst enemies and waking up with dicks drawn all over your face.
Something I blessedly escaped many times. Mostly because I was with good mates, but also because I’m paranoid about that shit.

No tantrum before she’s had her morning oatmeal frappucino!

Deleting files was an amazing one already. Then I recently discovered the joy of deleting 30k emails from Outlook… T-T

Careful now. Dem’s fighting words in some parts of the Net…

They pay me 20% below what I should earn? Maybe I work 50% slower eh? Who knows?

Indeed, that was my thought as I replied above. Clearly that was like me saying Ovid had copied La Fontaine with his tales of animals…

Is it? Dammit that’s what I get for posting without checking. My Latin teacher would be… well, she wouldn’t surprised I fucked up. Probably even pleased I remembered her lessons from thirty five years ago.
Ah well, thanks for the correction.

Old skin is super thin and bruises easily, for starters. That’s gonna be a bitch to ink!

The Aeneid came before the Odyssey, so it wasn’t even an original take or anything!

I remember that episode of Hannibal. Did not end well.

What is this contraption it’s leaning against? Feels like a trap.

Just. Don’t. Roll.

Nintendo career advice!

Literally me right now in my job after two years. Projet Owner left, Tech Lead left, two Devops engineers left… I was supposed to be just a Dev and instead I end up doing a bit of everything. Fucking crazy. Coincidentally, I’ve never been in a job for more than two years…

Eh, I believe there is a certain audience who also believe Birmingham is now part of the Birmingharam Caliphate, and that’s who will believe this nonsense.

I started going on the Net about 29 years ago and I’m not sure it was already around. But what I do know is that, to my great disappointment, the list has not grown with the years.

I prefer this regular reminder that they are a shower of incompetent wankers.

Every time I see those ridiculous “have another one!” ads, I’m happily reminded that, well, if that’s the best they can do with all the technology and the money they have, there is still hope.

More likely they have hard numbers saying that for most of their products this approach work, and why bother having a button letting people tell the algorithm they have something already? All that would do is expose them to fewer ads. And you never know, maybe one will eventually give in and buy another toilet seat just in case!

Whoops! Totally my mistake, thanks!

They don’t even have coherent plans yet… There’s stairways leading nowhere and windows facing walls They got AI to design it? Who the fuck let Trump have access to AI?