Asking the real question. I’m in my 40’s now and doing fine. Sure I’m not literally invincible anymore like I was as a teenager but everything works as it should.

Also on iOS. Totally not usable. I bet it’s a phased rollout.

Aaaaand broken on mobile. Can’t do the discovery queue because the “next” button gets pushed down below the UI now.

Like, incomparably so… which is really saying something because coke tastes like a big spoon full of sugar with some corn syrup and a food coloring chaser.

You might want to ask ChatGPT to define “cherry picking” for you.

Also “how to ethically cite sources in public discourse”.

If you’re going to just copy paste some out of context slop you could at least just provide a link (he says, knowing that probably came right out of a “write me a paragraph proving that porn is bad” ChatGPT session).

Or are you going to say that “[3]” citation notation in there was totally intentional?

Maybe we should ban anything with a correlative (but not necessarily causative) link to decreased “grey matter” though; let’s start with social media. You’d clearly never use that, right?

Converting those roles to debuggers and active devs does a lot for both the business and the workforce.

Hahahahaha… on wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.

They’re just gonna lay them off.

I went from vim to Emacs and loved it, right up until I found Helix. My “just trying it out” became “never opened emacs again”.

“Don’t threaten me with a good time” eh?

Ah that’s rad!

I feel like it needs more obviously only male ones to counteract the obviously only female.

Where’s testicular cancer? Prostate? “Dick stuck in [object]”? You know that last one has to have at least 1000 entries.

49 times, he fought that beast.

I was really considering a Nothing phone as my next device, based mostly on how much I love my Nothing Ear Open headset.

This has completely robbed me of any desire to give them any more money.

Greedy fucks. Glad it happened before I spent any cash.

The dumbest of takes indeed.

I am a software engineer with literally decades of experience, I was self hosting websites on personal Linux boxes via dynamic dns before it was cool, and I basically live in my terminal. I’m a proud NixOS user and I spend about as much time shelled in over SSH as I do not.

I use an iPhone because it’s a fucking phone, I use it to browse the web and make calls. I just need it to stay out of my way and not crash.

Maybe deciding that which phone someone uses needs to be a core part of their identity is the actual problem.

I like my iPhone and I think Jobs was a twat.

The world does not exist in dichotomies like you’re asserting.

“People using devices I don’t like are stupid” is among the dumbest of takes.

No amount of trying has led to me seeing a w in that logo. Their design statement in the linked article specifically calls out that the logo is intentionally abstract.

Yep. “Abstract” is not what you want for brand iconography.

I can think of about 100,000 reasons not to.