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glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Build up to the greatest hits

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Build up to the greatest hits

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glowie@infosec.pub to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com
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    deleted by creator

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      The bigger question is why are the censored so badly?

      • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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        Maybe it’s only meant to be enough to fool automated censorship systems?

        Like leave it easy for us to read but deny the algorithm from having reason to hide it.

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      Whoever did it most likely intended to make money from posting it and they can’t without censoring it. At least that’s been the general consensus every time I see this asked and answered and your other choice is the snowflake bloke.

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      Because it might be trigger / offensive for some “snowflakes”.

  • Frank J. Zamboni@lemm.ee
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    I’m so glad that a and e got censored. I was about to be soooo offended.

    • Catsrules@lemmy.ml
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      I got offended by the censor.

      • Selmafudd@lemmy.ml
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        You mean c*nsor

  • Vegaprime@lemmy.world
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    Not right before, but helps to do regular to not be a 1 minute man.

    • ChapolinColoradoNZ@lemmy.world
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      Can relate. I guess every guy had that issue at a young age when you got blue balls and just looking forward that date when you’ll get to release it, just to be touched once and have to step out to clean yourself. You’ll NEVER make the same mistake again.

  • Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net
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    Jokes on you, I’m in antidepressants!

  • space_comrade [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’m a dude but I’ve read experiences from some women online that they’re actually perfectly fine with men blowing their first load quickly, some even considered it flattering. After all you can go for a second round relatively quickly and what I’ve heard most women are fine with that so maybe doing everything to last longer right off the bat might not be the best thing.

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    “Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that’s why you’re nervous”

    • MrMamiya@feddit.de
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      The thing people miss is that Woogie was trying to sabotage the night for him.

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      Watching that movie after it was revealed that Brett Favre was kind of a scumbag is even funnier.

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    I last too long for most normally. I’ve even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

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      I’ve never faked an orgasm, but I’ve def been there. It’s rough. They always say “Oh man men don’t last long enough” but when they last longer than you…

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      It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can’t let go and focus on feeling good.

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        Make sure you get down safely after jumping to that conclusion

      • PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works
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        Ok Dr Phil.

      • Dadd Volante@sh.itjust.works
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        Oooooooor they’re making it up.

        • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Oooorrr they’re on medication that affects it like some SSRIs or opiates.

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    S*x 🤮

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      Removed by mod

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        Fit Amaricans?

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    Pro tip: don’t pee before sex to last longer

    • 爪卂ᗪ尺ㄩᎶ卂@lemmy.eco.br
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      For me is the opposite

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    Only because my GF won’t get me off first.

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    volcel-kamala

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    guilty

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Just do what I do and take spiro! You’ll never cum too fast ever again 👍

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