THIS POST HAD ME CRANKING MY OLD ROTARY PHONE TO CALL MY MOM, A BIT TOO SCARY BROTHER
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AN OLD ROTARY PHONE HOOKED TO?
I’D LIKE TO CRANK UP A PBX HOG FOR SOME COOL SHIT LIKE THAT
YO MOMMA SO FAT, HER PHONE IS A HAM RADIO
JUST A JOKE BROTHER, HA HA HA ! I ADMIRE YOUR MOTHER SO MUCH AND SHE’S MAKING SO MANY INTERESTING FRIENDS ALL OVER THE WORLD. BACK IN MY DAY ALL WE HAD WAS CB RADIO FOR GOOFING WITH TRUCKERS DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE.
TELL HER I SAID HI 👋
ALRIGHT, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
AND DON’T FIGHT IT, IT’S OVER YOUR HEAD
IT’S ALRIGHT, THE RUMBLE IN YOUR EARS
IT’S ALRIGHT TO FEEL A LITTLE FEAR
AND DON’T FIGHT IT, IT’S OVER YOUR HEAD
IT’S ALRIGHT, YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BEDI’M A LITTLE SCARED ALL THE TIME BROSEPH LIFE CAN BE A LOT THAT’S WHY I KEEP CRANKING AR-AR-AROOOOOOOOOO!!!
BROTHER YOU’RE FRIGHTENING PEOPLE. LOOK I’M LITERALLY SHAKING. TAKE IT EASY, WE’RE SENSITIVE THANKS ARROOOOoo
I’M SCARED ALL THE TIME. NOT EVEN ONLY A LITTLE. BUT I DON’T GET AN APPOINMENT AT A THERAPIST, BROTHA. IT’S SAD!!! (STILL THINK, THAT BOOBS ARE OKAY, NOT SCARY.)
