I’d say giant catapult into ocean but there’s already too much garbage in the ocean.

Any machine is a killing machine if you use it improperly enough.

Their cars are trash anyways so you’re better off.

What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

He lacks the depth or warmth to be called a cunt.

Hey France sounds like the Greeks need to borrow some guillotines.

I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk.

As the largest inmate won’t he simply eat the smaller inmates?

Reagan would like a word.

GOP governor candidate can go sit on a cactus.

At worst Trump will get another stern talking to, as he always has.

It would have to be a strong ass cross to hold his bloated carcass up.

This one bums me out because Chad Smith is a great drummer and seems like such a a good dude.

Better than either of the choices they’re forcing on us.

83 and generally favorable on metacritic currently.

It was well received, decently stable, and fun for what it was. Lots of big name developers can’t manage that these days.

Isn’t veganism usually based on consent? Therefore consensual bukkake is vegan.

As a former pyro main: w+m1 with a back burner.