Oh no! What are we going to do with our beloved out of touch gerontocrat?

Religion can definitely drive people insane but I’d say in our day and age is more likely the already insane are drawn to it.

If you have an IP based phone connection, you can do that in your router.

The good old dildo of consequences. I hope it’s extra unlubed for those morons.

What are you talking about? It’s obviously Obama who’s to blame!

The solution is obviously to build more nukes.

This year’s drought of the century.

Deus vult!

Clearly, we need to bring back witch burnings!

The nonce formerly known as prince

But hey, they really showed those gays who’s boss!

He doesn’t do human.

If you think these people are worth looking up to, there’s something seriously wrong with you.

The plan is to let people die in the streets if they can’t afford them grotesquely inflated prices of the healthcare system.

Which Andrew? Do you mean the nonce formerly known as prince?

You’d have add some horse shit, though, to make it authentic.

Am I supposed to feel pity now for the woman that willingly married that piece of shit?

Do you have anything against traditional values, you filthy antifa terrorist?

The solution is obviously to tell people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I’ll send you the invoice for my consulting fee tomorrow.

They’re busy shooting down their own helicopters.