He might just be a dwarf

Said hymn was composed by a celtic priest named “Vater Liti”

Imagine saying “that‘s over now” and this bitch Siri just sends you a snack wrap for $32.99. I‘d be livid

I totally get that. My phone has been on silent for the last 7 years. Do not disturb for all but direct family members.

Valid.

Human milk actually doesn‘t taste that bad, it is very sweet however.

(Don‘t ask me how I know)

Do you put almond milk in your coffee? I once tried that and it tasted like pure cyankali. Oat drink is a bit better, but for my coffee I personally still prefer real milk.

Physicists all around would start crying, that’s for sure

Rookie mistake. But still salvagable if you modify your printer to work with metals. Think of it as reverse CNC milling of some sort

China is a “beacon of prosperity”

Lol. Lmao even.

STRAẞE

I am just happy it‘s linux that people choose

I would wish for a life that ends when I want it to. Like the numenoreans had in LoTR

You both can be right with these seemingly opposed stances. Doesn‘t matter actually, all that matters is that the left is divided and the right isn‘t. That‘s all it takes for evil to win.

Change that!

Reason 3756 why Windows is slopware

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Funny skeleton dance muscles

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