The only way to defuse kids’ timetables is to ensure that mandatory education must continue after you are 18. While the kids are away on summer break, we need to use the empty classrooms to put all the adults to the test, examine their blind spots rigorously and without mercy, and guide them towards fixing their problems. Too many grown adults cannot tell you how vaccines work, where nuclear power comes from, what Linux is, how kimchi tastes, who Henry Kissinger was, or how to read a pie chart. There are 50-year-olds out there right now who can’t read, and cars are being driven by them. The perils emanating from an uneducated working adult are much more vicious, insidious, and dangerous than from an uneducated kid, and it is high time we started paying attention to the threat they pose.

It isn’t even bizarre if you consider that every foreign notion that enters the general vicinity of the US is immediately ripped apart and absorbed by a churning maelstrom of confusion and misinformation explicitly designed to prevent the formation of anything resembling coherent political thought. If you want bizarre, look at a Qanon map

Despite the transition to socialism freeing up lots of spaces for public use, I imagine that there will still remain some small areas which cannot be opened to general access due to the sheer overcrowding that would happen, like popular museums, certain vessels of public transportation, or observation decks on telecommunication towers. You would be able to access them without charge, but you would need to make an appointment

Perhaps getting rid of the British to improve our nutritional value wasn’t such a good idea after all

First the ghost of Kiev, now a shell necromancer. What’s next, are they sending warlocks to the front lines?

Next up is the lathe, now will Trudeau be smart enough to keep his tie away from it?

Terry Gilliam needs to sue them over copyright infringement for ripping off the movie Brazil

Mfs getting dangerously close to an integer overflow

It looks somewhat like Taiwan

We should be critically supportive of the TSA, given that it helps accelerate the downfall of the empire by wasting 9.7 billion dollars per year on unfounded paranoia

It’s a real shame they can’t just ask the Soviet Union for help

The only right tank for Ukraine would be a septic tank with David Axe swimming in it

Time, as the negative unity of being outside of itself, is just as thoroughly abstract, ideal being: being which, since it is, is not, and since it is not, is.

Kissinger would be running his mouth discussing the specs, pros and cons of every apparatus that is applied to him while pushing his glasses up the nose and then leak classified floor plans of some Estonian CIA black site on Discord in order to prove his points in real time like a fucking torture otaku

They can’t actually fight under the French flag because feigning surrender is a war crime

The “control your subjects” quote is not even that far fetched, because in order to perpetuate itself, the capitalist class must adopt its own version of dialectical materialism so that it can learn how to avoid or defeat revolutions and minimise the damage of economic crises on its end.

The problem with learning this capitalist kind of theory is that it limits its user to the portion of history before a successful revolution occurs. It tells them nothing about the culture and the society of the economy that will follow, nor about their own role in it. They will lie awake pondering the simplest question that any proletarian who has read even just a Marxist leaflet could answer, as if it were an indeterminable enigma such as the shape of the universe. Such a theory may be able to teach calm indifference when Marxism teaches horror and revulsion, but it must be silent in the face of existential dread when Marxism begins teaching hope.

If you really believe that, you better start stockpiling Chinese products. If this shit happens, you’ll be hard-pressed to get spares for all the stuff you own and all the stuff that goes into making all the stuff you own

Is it just me or excessive c-suite pay ruins businesses?

No offence mate but this question reads like you are the overpaid CEO of a decrepit factory

During the move, their writers will experience a brief exposure to oxygen, which might improve it

You know what, I’m suddenly in the mood for a good joke right now