Always copy the neighbors.

I don’t think snails come out in numbers during the day. I could be wrong.

My collecting of disc golf disc is the hobby, not playing disc golf!

I understand and can agree. Also I make chili when I travel for work and it gets beans, carrots, corn, over rice. I need fillers and it needs to be a standalone meal for days. My coworker calls any chili with beans or more “chili soup”. He’s jealous of my soup.

I was not expecting this at all

Watching hurricane Melissa coverage. Every time they said Jamaica, I would repeat Jamaica! My wife was not impressed.

I block porn with my firewall so I have to VPN to get around it.

Oh shit, it’s early voting in Texas

Nope. Nothing at all. It looked like a brake check and moving under braking to me.

Fart box

If it comes with a Pornhub subscription, I would be for it. “No honey, it’s a VPN subscription”.

You pee on an ant bed and 6 months later you are defecating on road kill

Yuki wishes he was that tall

You look like you need a dog, IPAWS can help

The City of Austin’s Office of Homeland Security & Emergency Management (Austin HSEM) successfully tested the City’s alerting authority in the Integrated Public Alert and Warning System (IPAWS) on Monday afternoon.

I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs

I wish I had 7 lbs of ass so my pants would stay up

SQ2 is almost unwatchable without Stroll

I don’t know what’s going on with the coverage.