My high school’s basic computing teacher didn’t know how to use a computer.

This pun is too powerful for Lemmy. 😔

Sofa King Stupid.

Would 1938 Superman be able to make a mini Superman in his palm?

Oranges are superior to apples.

Oooh, laughing gas. Now that would be a great energy drink!

I remember several years back people were mad that a phone brand (can’t remember which one, I think it was Samsung?) was claiming to be able to take superzoom photos of the moon, but were actually just replacing the very fuzzy moon with a clear image. Nowadays, you have phone brands (all of them, not just the one) actively promoting adding people into image, removing people from images, hell, even changing the entire SKY, with little to no reaction from most people. What happened, why doesn’t anyone care anymore?

The difference was before, it didn’t make the fuzzy moon a clear moon when they took a photo. It was a misleading ad for a feature the phone didn’t actually have.

Now that feature is a reality. Sorta. Personally, I’d prefer the lenses just be good enough to take a clear photo of the moon instead of having it draw one. 🤷‍♂️

It does use the branding. It used to even come in a plastic bottle shaped like the tanks you use in a car. But this one makes your body run faster and possibly explode, instead of your car.

Dude was just a baby-bearing bird from Louisiana.

What extraction shooter doesn’t have MTX? This one? Other than Tarkov (which does) AR is the only one I’ve seen that isnt F2P.

I need it for the back more than the front. I have Hank Hill ass. 😩

Still theism, but is also what “spiritualism” usually means. You believe in some deity or deities, but not necessarily anything organized.

Hey that’s right. It’s our (taxpayer’s) house. We should evict him.

I don’t even use that dumb shit. Unless it’s still actively writing something, just take it out.

Would it be possible to have something that looks like a thumbdrive but literally just shorts out the computer or would one of those things need to be bigger? 🤔

I’m not worried about viruses. I have nothing sensitive to steal stored on my machine or anything worth saving so I can always wipe the drive. But I would be wary if simply plugging a thing in could fry my PC.

I’ve got an Asus that’s pretty good still. Just prior to Wifi 6, but the newer variants should have it.

It looks like an old man winking at me.

I’m on the internet because I can actually find others who share my intereste and have something to talk about. If the internet died, I’d be even lonlier.

It does only count people who live in the country (legally or not) or would it also include visitors who just happen to be here when they’re doing the census?

I need an apron with “Kiss the Kock” printed on it.