I don’t…get it?

Ooooooh, what community was it?

Oh god…I had no idea THATS who was buying them!

Welp. On this day, we lost EA as we once knew it. And nothing of value was lost.

Ummmmm, nobody gives a shit if EA keeps creative freedom. Nobody likes EA. EA aquires creative studios, takes their IPs, steps on the throats of creative giants who made name value for something, and then laughs as they add borderline mandatory paid DLC, and laughs as they destroy properties.

If this new owner does literally nothing besides buy smaller studios, and leave them alone to do what they want, it’s an improvement.

Most people buy a new cell phone long before the charger stops working.

I’m weird. I’ve had my cell phone since 2020. But MOST people buy one every 2-3 years. Just because the newest latest and greatest just came out.

My 5 year old phone still has no issue charging. And when the battery starts dying, MY battery is user replaceable.

What the hell are geese eating? God damn!!! Just honking and shitting EVERYWHERE!!!

No lies detected.

Ummmmmmm…I will pay all the money in my bank account for that light saber knife!

That’s right…a whole $20!

…I’m not having a good time financially, alright?

Neither do I. What’s Rust in this context?

How would I know what kernal I have?

Bazzite seems to be the go-to answer for linux gaming.

Though, shouldn’t it not matter? It’s all linux. It should all perform just the same.

The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone.

The leg bone’s connected to the hip bone.

The hip bone’s connected to my…wrist watch. Uh-oh.

Colbert said he STOPPED doing The Colbert Report because he’d say “The Republicans should (insert absurd thing that makes no sense)!”

And the next day, twitter was full of republicans not getting the joke, and NOW insisting they do the absurd thing. Thinking it was a good idea.

Colbert said he had to stop because he was just giving them ideas. Very stupid ideas that we’d all have to deal with.

Ya know…I don’t remember any super mario bros games where Mario is black.

I remember in 1993 my dad tried saying that video games make kids violent.

For anyone too young to pick up on the obvious situation here, 1993 was the year the media started looking at games like Mortal Kombat, and saying video games are violence simulators. In those days, news was different. Today there’s heavy bias in reporting. Watching the same story from 2 different reporting sources will often paint a vastly different picture. In those days however it wasn’t nearly the issue it is today. Fox News didn’t exist yet I don’t think. And even when it first started, it wasn’t what it would later become.

The news was just the news. And the news was saying video games make kids violent. My dad was doing the modern day equivilant of parroting fox news talking heads points. No opinion of his own. Just parroting the news.

So when he said that video games make kids violent, I said “Dad, I have 3 games. Sonic 2, Madden 93, and Jurassic Park. By your logic, I should be a star athlete who can play in the NFL, who runs so fast that I become a blur , and is also a velociraptor. Teenagers in the early 80s would be great at tennis, crossing the road quickly, and know how to shoot down UFOs.”

He had no rebuttal, because nobody on the news made those arguements.

Hey Arin, how does Sandstorm go?

Just as long as you leave the fry kids alone.

And remember…nothing can kill The Grimace.

Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!

No, seriously. What is this? You post a random picture of a hotel’s pool area. What are we supposed to get from that?

There’s a Jon Lajoie song called “Pop Song”. It’s basically a song mocking how all radio friendly pop songs sound the same.

The reason I bring this up is there is a 3 second clip of the song that I wish were isolated on youtube.

The lyric is something along the lines of:

“And you assume the general public would be too smart to listen to the same fucking song again…BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOONG!!!”

And I want that part at the end, “BUT YOU WERE WROOOOONG!!!” to be isolated. I want to post just that 3 seconds when someone says something that’s clearly wrong, or will be proven wrong soon.

Kind of like when the kids say vapes are healthy, unlike cigerettes. Then as they get the news from their doctor that they have a new previously undiscovered strain of cancer, they’d tell the doctor they thought vapes were safe.

BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOONG!!!

And I’d like to play that sound clip to you, circa 1999. Then we’d inevitably talk about The Matrix. Because it’s 1999.