Do it Canadian style, with a Cobra Chicken.

There wouldn’t be anything else alive after that for sure.

Oh that list of names is loooooooooong

He was ahead of his time. Inspired a whole lotta people tho

Nah, that’s just Microsoft. Linux didn’t have to do anything.

Yes.

Like, releasing the Epstein Files?

Narrator: The deployment proved that it wasn’t a typo after all.

AKA “Go Burn Yourself”

Yeah, I miss those days too…

Damn OS X was such a beast! It was like the OS was almost nagging you for being so efficient, almost never having enough to do… until you’d get a beachball at weird moments, but still

The Onion has become the new true journalism lately.

There’s a Super Tux Cart?!?!?!!

Nope.

That’s mad…

Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?

NO.

Peeling vegetables is such a waste of food, nearly all vitamins and minerals are stored in the skin.

But it’s what people crave!!

Well, shit. Here goes the last true great journalism platform.

Dammit

Hey!!!