That’s awesome. I can’t think of any car built in the last 20 years that you could expect anywhere near that kind of longevity. Even ‘premium’ German brands. I had a BMW that started falling to bits after 100k and my SO had an Audi from brand new that was riddled with problems for the 3 years she had to endure it.

,

1.5 million???

That’s just French cars

So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:

Louie

Lewis

Douglas Luis

Doug

Duggie

Duggie boy

Doog

Dooglarse

Dougie Howser MD

King Louie the XIV

Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)

Handsome boy

Chuuchi boy

I’m in my mid forties, I have the beard growing ability of a 13 year old girl. I would fucking love to be able to grow a thick, bushy beard. But alas.

Guess my massive wang makes up for it.

10°C = freezing? Oh, my sweet summer child.

Fuck that character

Definitely don’t want that Latino Twerk Compilation burned into your brain.

Oh, that is just tickety-boo!

Does Goofy consent?

Snooker is so ridiculously difficult. If I knock in a 9 break (red, black, red) I am so proud of myself. And yet I have played against guys who will knock in a 60 or 70 like it’s nothing.

A gas hob is so much better than an electric hob.

Tmm?

It’s a genuine anthem in the UK

It’s a toss up

Place your hands by Reef

Or

Are you gonna be my girl by Jet

Both are a load of old bollocks

Ya think?

Ha, I did not know that.

TIL

Very wrong. Cinnamon is king.