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  • Thor Love and Thunder by a mile.

    What If? had a phenomenal season 1, even if it wasn’t great after that.

    Secret Invasion had potential. But it would have needed to be very careful to get the most out of it. I never really had high expectations from it.

    Someone said Doctor Strange 2, but IMO it was everything I wanted out of a Doctor Strange movie. DS1 was more of a letdown.

    Eternals should have been a show. But it was well made and had some top-notch CGI.

    Thor 4 though was the most frustrating because it’s so close to being an awesome movie. Just look at the deleted scene with Zeus. It’s so much better than the orgy conversation. And Gorr was fucking awesome, I just wanted to see more of him. I want them to spend some money, patch it up, and re-release it. I would go to the theaters again for it if they did.


  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Bucs 1 85
    Eagles 2 83
    Seahawks 3 79
    Rams 4 79
    49ers 5 72
    Broncos 6 68
    Jaguars 7 59
    Colts 8 50
    Lions 9 43
    Steelers 10 39
    Packers 11 19.5
    Chargers 12 15
    Bills 13 15
    Chiefs 14 14
    Texans 15 13
    Patriots 16 13
    Vikings 17 11
    Bears 18 -6
    Panthers 19 -7
    Cardinals 20 -24
    Ravens 21 -32
    Falcons 22 -35
    Bengals 23 -40
    Commanders 24 -42
    Cowboys 25 -46.5
    Giants 26 -52
    Raiders 27 -59
    Browns 28 -68
    Saints 29 -80
    Titans 30 -85
    Jets 31 -104
    Dolphins 32 -111



  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Bucs 1 90
    Eagles 2 88
    Seahawks 3 72
    Rams 4 66
    Packers 5 61.5
    49ers 6 61
    Colts 7 58
    Jaguars 8 55
    Lions 9 52
    Broncos 10 47
    Chiefs 11 25
    Chargers 12 21
    Texans 13 21
    Steelers 14 14
    Patriots 15 4
    Vikings 16 -5
    Bears 17 -6
    Bills 18 -8
    Falcons 19 -12
    Bengals 20 -16
    Cowboys 21 -28.5
    Panthers 22 -35
    Cardinals 23 -37
    Ravens 24 -42
    Commanders 25 -44
    Giants 26 -49
    Raiders 27 -58
    Browns 28 -67
    Saints 29 -81
    Titans 30 -82
    Dolphins 31 -94
    Jets 32 -95





  • Usually the title holder will make the playoffs and it’ll end up with the Super Bowl winner. But yeah, it doesn’t have to.

    I believe it started with the first Super Bowl winner. So the first champion. But if every team started out with a trophy (or land if you’re following the imperialism maps) it will usually narrow to one owner in a season or two as good teams make the playoffs.



  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    49ers 1 89
    Bucs 2 84
    Seahawks 3 74
    Eagles 4 70
    Rams 5 69
    Lions 6 60
    Colts 7 55
    Jaguars 8 51
    Broncos 9 40
    Steelers 10 21
    Vikings 11 21
    Chiefs 12 20
    Packers 13 19.5
    Falcons 14 13
    Bengals 15 9
    Bears 16 -2
    Cowboys 17 -2.5
    Patriots 18 -4
    Chargers 19 -5
    Texans 20 -5
    Panthers 21 -11
    Commanders 22 -15
    Bills 23 -16
    Cardinals 24 -33
    Raiders 25 -53
    Browns 26 -57
    Giants 27 -58
    Saints 28 -67
    Ravens 29 -68
    Titans 30 -79
    Dolphins 31 -108
    Jets 32 -122


  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Bucs 1 76
    Seahawks 2 63
    49ers 3 56
    Eagles 4 55
    Jaguars 5 46
    Rams 6 46
    Packers 7 43.5
    Colts 8 40
    Falcons 9 40
    Steelers 10 35
    Bears 11 30
    Broncos 12 25
    Lions 13 16
    Chiefs 14 8
    Chargers 15 8
    Vikings 16 7
    Bengals 17 5
    Patriots 18 2
    Texans 19 -3
    Panthers 20 -21
    Giants 21 -25
    Bills 22 -27
    Cardinals 23 -28
    Commanders 24 -35
    Cowboys 25 -36.5
    Raiders 26 -40
    Browns 27 -48
    Ravens 28 -51
    Titans 29 -62
    Saints 30 -71
    Jets 31 -77
    Dolphins 32 -84


  • Corrected rankings.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    49ers 1 74
    Bucs 2 67
    Eagles 3 63
    Lions 4 55
    Jaguars 5 47
    Broncos 6 31
    Rams 7 27
    Colts 8 26
    Vikings 9 26
    Steelers 10 25
    Seahawks 11 23
    Commanders 12 19
    Packers 13 6.5
    Bills 14 4
    Cowboys 15 3.5
    Chiefs 16 0
    Bengals 17 -6
    Bears 18 -7
    Texans 19 -7
    Chargers 20 -9
    Patriots 21 -9
    Panthers 22 -17
    Falcons 23 -20
    Browns 24 -26
    Saints 25 -26
    Cardinals 26 -31
    Titans 27 -37
    Ravens 28 -46
    Raiders 29 -53
    Dolphins 30 -69
    Giants 31 -72
    Jets 32 -85


  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Eagles 1 78
    49ers 2 44
    Bucs 3 36
    Seahawks 4 35
    Rams 5 32
    Lions 6 32
    Jaguars 7 31
    Bills 8 25
    Steelers 9 25
    Colts 10 20
    Vikings 11 19
    Chargers 12 15
    Chiefs 13 7
    Packers 14 6.5
    Cowboys 15 1.5
    Cardinals 16 1
    Commanders 17 0
    Broncos 18 -1
    Bengals 19 -2
    Browns 20 -6
    Bears 21 -7
    Falcons 22 -20
    Texans 23 -21
    Panthers 24 -21
    Ravens 25 -23
    Patriots 26 -33
    Saints 27 -34
    Dolphins 28 -39
    Raiders 29 -42
    Giants 30 -44
    Titans 31 -52
    Jets 32 -63


  • Bleeding heart just means that they’re too caring. As in, the type to give handouts and hug trees. But I haven’t heard that in forever. I think it’s been switched out for socialists.

    Not sure if I agree on the other two. They are definitely coopted for political gain. But I don’t know that it changes the base term. When they say “woke mob”, I don’t hear an implication that it’s disingenuous.

    Virtue signaling definitely applies though.

    I do find it ironic that liberals (people who just want to live their lives and not impede on others, not the politicians) give the least amount of fucks. They don’t give a fuck if gays marry, but they also don’t give a fuck if they’re not allowed to (assuming it doesn’t impact them).