You sound very much like me.

When sober I’m Mr doesn’t talk a lot (but I will listen) after a beer or two I’m away with the chat.

I become become very vocal…

All the remaining dinosaurs are birds though…

I fucking would… I live there.

I use duckduckgo browser. It has an App tracker blocker.

Yup… Duckduckgo.

Yeah, I wondered that but I’m no tech expert.

It’s a fucking war zone…

Elite Dangerous. There’s a group of volunteers that come out to you if you find yourself stuck without enough fuel to make the next next jump to an inhabited system

Only had to do it for that once… They were awesome, saved my Cutter that I forgot I’d removed the fuel scoop from.

o7

Are you Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

Yeah, I’ve been an xnbox user since 360 but I don’t think I’ll stick with another console.

I’ve been looking at handheld PC`s…

I have a phone. They have a phone. I have their number. They have my number…

If they don’t have my number there’s a reason.

Yeah… As a Midlander, bring back Mercia too.

The Daily Heil…

Just look at that font.

Fuck off!

It was just a few years ago at most…

/s just in case. In 1989 I was 17…

Just a few years ago…

Choose a fucking big television

Choose washing machines, cars,

Compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.

Choose good health, low cholesterol

Remember that old song, the one that goes *The world’s been burning since the world’s been turning" and then gives a ton of examples?

What do you mean “old”…

… well shit. I’m old.

Also, the level of civility and intellect in the comments is relatively high.

Fuck you! No it isn’t you moron.

My body is also a temple.

Admittedly it’s like the temple of Athena… really old and falling apart but it’s still a temple.