Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

I’m not much of a runner because of a lingering foot issue, but I agree. Even when I did run, a marathon is far too much. A mile or 2 is all you really need. Anything beyond that is excessive.

Hey, I’m on there! Shout-out to my fellow people injured by power tools and household machinery.

Oh weird. You think maybe the techno wizards with unlimited money and 0 morals rigged the election?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BuuZK-f9CAE&t=20s&pp=2AEUkAIB&t=0m20s

I’m on vacation in Hawaii rn. No time change here, so it’s pretty nice, just will be 2 hours different instead of 3 when I go back.

Time for a graveyard smash

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It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but the guy’s a master troll.

Shh, don’t say it too loud or Maga will legislate the lead back in.

https://youtu.be/x7ZrKehQ_xc

The only Mr. Bones I choose to recognize.

By gawd, the horror. It’s been ravaged

This just in Jack Smith fell down some stairs and is no longer with us. He’s being buried free of charge at Trump’s golf course in New Jersey. He said to let everyone know Trump did nothing wrong shortly before he died.

The Senate itself is DEI for Republicans.

Where else are you going to play crazy taxi? The movie theater arcade?

I think there was like a whole amendment or something about that. Whatever, uh I guess back to Netflix.

I’m not a vegetarian, but it’s very rare that my protein of choice is not pork, ground beef or chicken these days for cost reasons. I’d love to be able to buy steaks every now and then, but it’s just not worth it these days.

Just follow the instructions on the Spotify ads

Are you in a place affected by drought? Whenever the water situation gets bad in California, they make the restaurants not give water unless requested.

It’s this