But have you thought about the shareholders?

Vegans don’t eat Honey? Huh.

Makes sense when you think about it, tho.

Friday, Bong is lit; We vibing, bruh

DROGGELBECHER!

( . Y . )

You wanna tell me a Crab made this Apple?!

I was wondering the first time I read of this, is it a smart Idea to give Guns to the People you occupy?

Professional Bull-rider?

Aren’t Private Jets the Yachts of the Sky?

Gondor

Such a Cutie! :3 Was she snoring?

“Yeah I did two Tours to Afghanistan.”

“No I’m not in the military, I work at Burger king”

“I still see the Friday Night as the fryer broke in my nightmares…”

You know the Blimps are the buses of the Air, they say.

Ah damn. They stopped the Challenge where you get 1 Million USD if you can prove you have Paranormal Powers.

something something CIA something something USA WORSE!

J…just don’t eat them.

Whoops wrong file.

DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.

No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔

Sounds great! I’m onboard!

Du bist ein scheiß Rassist und jetzt sieh zu das du Land gewinnst!

Happy now?