Oh man this is some bullshit.

The country and the world are bad right now it’s the worst we’ve ever seen it because of Trump and co, not because of Biden, Obama, Clinton or Carter.

Fourteen million reasons why not but they all add up to his mom being rich and powerful.

Up your game, sauté the meat and veg first and add cabbage in there.

I’d wait to see what he does in power before I ride that wave personally.

Usually when I’m having a threesome with two swamp donkeys.

Is it tough living life without a sense of humor?

A fleshless Marilyn is missing all the good bits though.

That would work fine but you’d probably have to replace it every couple days.

Can you do toe subscriptions?

It’s like a thousand pricks in your asshole.

Considering what happened after 1932 I think it is a good comparison.

This is like telling someone living in Germany in 1932 to just chill and steer the conversation away from Hitler if it comes up.

I’ve never heard anyone bitch about free toothpicks before.

Yeah I staple my cheese to my meat so it doesn’t fall off before it hits my buns.

But have you ever thought about what Hunter Biden made and the ten percent to the big guy?

I obsessively count everything I consume so that’s part of the reason I can’t eat rice.

Well that’s hardly an answer.

Human fingers.

How many beers are seven hours worth of them?

Women’s taints will get shorter as evolution brings them towards their own sexy cloaca and I’m all for it.