You made my eye twitch.

Like when everyone pivoted away from gas stations that play ads on the screens? People will keep buying their emotional support SUVs, they don’t care.

Voters that chose to stay home are functionally the same as Trump supporters. They chose this.

Here’s my (admittedly hotheaded) Canadian perspective.

Germans, as a baseline, don’t dominate online culture. Everywhere I look on the internet, I’m reading about Americans. It never stops. I have to constantly filter through American politics, drama, and celebrity news. It feels like we are finally moving away from American-centricity and having discussions about how living at the whims of this superpower is negatively affecting us.

Americans butt in on this and give their takes on it and man… I just don’t care. Their country collectively chose this. My career and ability to provide for my family is seriously at risk because 90 MILLION of them couldn’t be bothered to vote.

For this one, single discussion, just this one time, please, butt out.

2. People in many countries are boycotting US products as a response to their new tariffs.

Are you suggesting Trump is coming to take our chickens?

What about Android? I don’t see dark mode in options.

Sentience is hell

Less than half, that actually surprises me. I honestly assume most people I meet online are Yanks.

I appreciate your perspective. Thank you.

What is a scrum master? Like a rugby coach?

Yep

Can’t leave the house without spending $100, no “third places,” new games are all just MTX delivery services

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

Itchy brones

Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

My go-to is asking then for a metric crescent wrench.

Someone grew it in a ditch by my house once. Seemed to be thriving out there.

Yeah, anecdotal, but my buddy didn’t get hayfever the spring he had a tapeworm. Also lost a bunch of weight. He says it was the best thing to ever happen to him.