Just some drugged out crazy guy manipulating entire governments to his increasingly unhinged whims.

Ohhhhh 🤯

As intended.

Your username screams “perceive me!”

Literally just slavery with extra steps. You can be damned sure those extra steps exist solely to keep the poor at a distance and the robots are gimped so they can’t be used against the rich slavers.

Well yes and no. The tiny hands will be that of a robot we (the slave class) will control remotely.

Glassholes: The Next Generation

Not to mention they used MGMT’s Little Dark Age for the video and MGMT is suing The DHS, unlike others who are overly litigious, yet happy to turn a blind eye to fascists stealing their IP. Looking at you Nintendo, Microsoft.

Literally just slavery with extra steps.

The rich want slaves but they don’t want to see or interact with them. Creepy CEO even made a point to show off how weak robot 1-X is, so the slaves better not get any ideas, either.

And they could still afford to lobby to get their taxes lowered and deregulate their industries, so clearly 90% wasn’t enough!

Totally agree that there’s no way in hell a relationship between a 26 YO intern and the most powerful person in the world is fully consensual, but that’s what she says ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

funny how republican scandals don’t factor in, like Nixon’s tape recorders or drug use during the orange fuckface’s first term. But ‘OMG in 2024 during a tour someone found a cocaine baggie! Obama invited Muslims! Biden invited TRANS (Here’s her his tits!) Fucking nastyass Clinton got a blowjob from a consenting 26 year old woman! Everyone knows real men rape 12 year old girls then berate them for not giving good enough head’

This administration is such a fucking joke. And they say Republicans are physically incapable of humor due to their enlarged amygdala.

Dude, same. Surprised it even got a mention.

I very much doubt OP is cartoonist Ryan K Hudson. Just post it, you have my permission.

Omfg I just got that 🤦

And OP didn’t actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.

I love that Mike Teevee is the one you can’t remember.

I’m to believe in 2025 the white house can’t track who is making and sending these through USPS?

I have lunch meeting with a magat in a few hours, I’m going to try my hardest to memorize this!

Right?! For over 40 years he has haunted those halls. The very same spectre from my childhood. Let it go already, dude, you “won”