Could Venezuela’s government have made this up? Possibly. They have motive and they are not the most honest people, to put it mildly.
I absolutely thought you were going to just duplicate this paragraph for the US. I’d laugh, but it would only be to mask my misery.
Not sure whether this is my favorite but it sure is the one I most relate to lately.
From the looks of things, someone already beat you to it.
Yeah…I used to like him but have started really hating him in the last decade. The only reason he looks good right now is because everyone else is just that bad.
I mean…now I have to spend a bunch of time taking off the makeup, so how am I supposed to do anything else? Totally productive! 🥲
You’re getting into some fun philosophical concepts with this. Look up the mind body problem and you might find some interesting reads. :)
I have serious doubts that his badge number is 4567. It also seemed like he had to check what his name was (looked down at his vest and paused), so who knows if he was honest about that, too.
He’s planning on getting rid of those anyway, so he can continue to fuck right off.
I wonder how much she had to put out to get her job.
I hope that’s not how they did it.
They’ll defend the pedophiles and billionaires*, as usual.
*Whoops, sorry for what seems like redundancy more and more.
We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can’t have any dessert.
Let Arcanine get revenge for the genus.
If Nintendo sued them, I’d actually be willing to buy a Switch2, just on principle.
Don’t worry; even if he does, his deal with the devil will ensure he survives. I’m convinced it’s the only reason the hamberders haven’t done their job.
I feel like I would suspect them less if they hadn’t said anything. Most of Israel’s formal statements regarding allegations of Israeli violence are lies, so what would make this statement different?
I got a solid five seconds of laughter out of this and am still fighting a little chuckle.