Half Life: π

(Almost like 3… but even more)

It’s even dumber than that. Because, using the same parallel, he didn’t do it only because she kicked him in the balls and pulled out a knife (meaning: Ukraine defended itself, it was not Moscow’s decision to stop).

Yup, initially the first comment was not in a table but was a list in format “[run over]-[revard]”… Stupid me, assumed these were penalty points.

Then you changed it to the table format, I realised my mistake… And then had to learn how to put tablets to Lemmy comments (I didn’t know we could do that!)

Edit: updated into a table to clarify that I meant MINUS 100000 points, Life of one CEO is much more important to (f)Elon than lifes of us peasants.

Well, they show a lot of compassion and support for all those accused priests.

All this time when people didn’t get any answers, and it turns out that the missing spell was “you are muted”.

It doesn’t matter how much you pay. Their message must match the state’s message.

Translation: used Teslas are now so unpopular, that only people regularly bombarded by Russia are willing to buy them (they probably dustrust Chinese cars more).

Let’s skip directly to “we need to replace world leaders with AI”.

Why does this screenshot looks like from a cheap porn?

Ok, let’s negotiate. How about this: I’ll buy one Big Mac, and in return US will buy 3000 Volkswagens, 1500 Mercedes(es?!?) and at least 3 French or Italian cars…

That way the US ends up with good cars, and I am willing to risk my own health in order to improve the relations.

Why is that embarrassing? Trump offers trade war, EUs counterproposal is tread deal. Much better to all involved… and also Trump most likely won’t agree.

Not having access to Adobe products is a feature not a bug.

Yes, those are for rich people. Law doesn’t apply to rich people in the US

I was today’s years old (and that is a lot) when I found out Usenet is still alive and can be used to get… Hmmm… Entertainment. Where should I start if I want to get rid of Netflix?

From the instructions, I would say they are trying to convince them to hack themselves (and yes, I know, that’s how 95% of hacking works… But is that only me, or this one is so obvious that it hurts?)

We’re at war

No. You already lost.

Decided to surrender to a few spies who sold you cheap propaganda.

Now it’s resistance time.

Deport to El Salvador Prison

Ok, coming up next: Thunderfoot (youtuber vocally attacking Musk before it was cool) and several other anti Trump and anti Musk youtubers banned on YouTube. Bernie Sanders and AoC disappear from the Google results… Case is mysteriously dismissed.

Erdogan did autocracy before it was cool!