And get bit up by mosquitoes coming out at dawn? No sir
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errer@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Watch and learn Microsoft, Oracle, Adobe, Google.English
6·3 days agoIf this computer from the 1950s can play DOOM, I’m gonna say there’s a good chance the Voyager computer can: https://youtu.be/no0CkQk7id0
I’ve tried slathering the inside of our pumpkins in vasaline and they still started rotting within 2 days. Wasn’t worth the unpleasant feeling of rubbing jelly on cold stringy pumpkin insides…
I used to think “rigid” meant “covered in ridges,” like a serrated knife. Was years before anyone corrected me…
You’re lucky if it’s just from last year
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he diesEnglish
14·13 days agoI didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.
Yeah fast forward 20 years when the couple has chronic dental/health issues and they can’t afford treatment. Or the trailer rusts and vermin sneak in. Or any one of a million emergencies that money could fix. This lifestyle only works if you’re “lucky” for an extended period of time.
They’re not very good at being wage slaves
errer@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?"English
7·14 days agoSex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!
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politics @lemmy.world•Democratic senator’s anti-Trump floor speech ends after nearly 23 hoursEnglish
20·15 days agoAssert dominance, drink all the water you want and piss yourself. Keep the floor for weeks.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cops Arrest 61-Year-Old Woman in Penis Costume at No KingsEnglish
63·16 days ago- Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
- Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
- Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis
Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. Is Very Interested In, And Likely Wrong About, Your Teenager’s Sperm CountEnglish
45·16 days agoTechnically the proposed bans on food colorings are an attempt at reducing petrochemical consumption, as they are derived from fossil fuels
Expecting him to relocate to Texas and running for one of the new gerrymandered seats there. I wish I was joking.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going OnEnglish
4·16 days agoIf only more companies copied McMaster-Carr’s approach https://dev.to/svsharma/the-surprising-tech-behind-mcmaster-carrs-blazing-fast-website-speed-bfc
errer@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Spotify to Continue Running ICE Recruitment Ads as Boycotts GrowEnglish
10·17 days agoI had stopped collecting MP3s in the late 00s when Spotify first became a thing, but then a couple years ago I decided to drop streaming and modernize my digital collection (replace most MP3s with FLAC). Plexamp is a really good mobile music player, and on desktop I use Foobar2000.
When I want to listen to something new I use YouTube Music, which is ass but comes with my premium subscription. If I think I’ll listen again to that music I sail the high seas for the FLACs.
Overall has made me more intimately connected to my collection, doesn’t feed Spotify a dime, and guarantees lossless quality. Took a bit of effort but was worth it.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going OnEnglish
9·17 days agoI think I’d really need to know how “somewhat” alleviated it is to have any interest, given the status quo is like, a second.
“That didn’t work? Ok, drop another Tron and another Freaky Friday. Oh and remake Moana also.”
Most of the commenters here are too powerful to disagree with this statement.
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politics @lemmy.world•Republicans mostly silent as millions of Americans protest Trump on No Kings dayEnglish
15·19 days agoI’m gonna bet it goes up. It did the last several times I saw early estimates for these events.






IMO they will not ever make ads with your family’s faces because it will turn people off. Instead, they will make a fake AI family just like your family that you can relate to but won’t realize is actually supposed to be you. That is what they do now with their targeted demos but there’s only so many ads you can make the traditional way. AI will enable making hundreds of variations of the same ad.