It sounds sophisticated to the layman

Xorg never worked quite right for me with multiple displays of different resolutions, orientations and refresh rates. Even after extensive setup, I would get screen tearing effects all the time. In wayland, everything just works OOTB for me.

Wait, your church has a parking lot?

I’m curious, does EFT work on Linux now? I had a workaround with a windows VM years ago, but the anti-cheat decided that was evil one day and wouldn’t let me play anymore

No, that was my setup for some time. KVM with PCI-e passthrough to pass the entire GPU to a windows VM. Worked great, until EAC started banning me for using a VM.

But those don’t work right on modern windows, either

Mature applications as in tried-and-tested software that will not produce wrong results, right? Right??

Yes, but the conventions about when to use normal, en, and em dashes persist. When writing documents in LaTeX, you simply use -, --, or — depending on which dash you want (and there are linters warning you about using the wrong kind of dash). Are you suggesting I should use the wrong kind of dash on purpose, just because AI uses the right kind of dash? We might as well start spelling words wrong on purpose then

Why is every sentence a new paragraph? This is the kind of typesetting you use when you have to fill a certain number of pages and have run out of things to say. And what’s up with the typewriter font?

What do you mean, I use them all the time

Depends on when you start work. If I get to work at 8, it’s tough to get to lunch at 12 without a breakfast. If I get up an hour later, it’s fine

Zippo sucks. If you don’t wear it on your body, it will be too cold and won’t work. And if you leave it lying around for some time, the gas will evaporate and it’ll be empty when you want to use it

That’s not a paradox, that’s the group chat power set theorem

Yes, that’s exactly why many universities have classes like ‘maths for electrical engineering’

English? A true Nazi would at least take the time to learn German \s

Yes. I leave my laptop running in the office overnight, and at the end of the day I have a bunch of note documents, papers, code editors, and corresponding plots open and arranged among multiple monitors. It’s extremely annoying to re-do this setup the next day, so I leave it running. If hibernation worked reliably, I could turn the machine off at the end of the day.

I still have issues on two separate machines. One won’t hibernate sometimes, I suspect the nvidia card. The other has a new-ish ethernet card, which doesn’t work after waking from hibernation (unless I reload the kernel module)

Imagine living in a place where software patents exist

Like the greek hero, Motorcycles

Why is the place even open on labor day?