she turned me into a newt!

“why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?”

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Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

That is interesting actually, but compared to other companies I’d not say that’s significant. Specially because I suspect they switched to WebKit because they had no other choice 🤷‍♂️

If you do anything as merely speak the name of anything FOSS in Apple headquarters, they throw you in a deep dark well in the middle of the campus and remove your name from the world of the living.

She can fix you.

So you go sleep at like… 6pm? right? right?..

“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

I’m sure they’ve ran the numbers and the money they make from an exclusive app store is much greater than selling a few more devices to ppl like us.

Why is this cropped so bad

Hey thanks for mentioning the artist, I found this online and didn’t have any idea who it was, I’ll update the description

Hey plz fix the title, you can read the rules, it has to be me_irl format, otherwise I’ll have to remove it and I like this post

Hi please change the title to the me_irl format otherwise I’ll have to remove the post 🤷‍♂️ that’s one of the only rules we have here. thank you!

Hi please change the title to the me_irl format otherwise I’ll have to remove the post. thank you!

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Well, I wasn’t pointing directly at this change, it’s just like they’re on a train to make reddit insufferable for profits.

Reject materialism, embrace anti matter!