Have you considered looking stuff up instead of spouting lies on the internet?

The best thing is, they did worse than the exit poll so they can’t even say “we did better than expected”

I’m flipping between C4 and BBC. I don’t understand why they have so many Tories on the panel? Dories, Karting, Stewart and Zahawi? They’ve only got two labour people and Vince cable has been relegated to the children’s table?

Christ. He’s got a bold vision to be not quite as progressive as Scotland already is.

I tried to replay resident evil 1 on my mini PSX. It’s hard! I remember speedrunning it as a child but I kept getting munched by the first zombie

After all that he still thinks the party has a divine right to rule.

I mean what else are you meant to say? “We’ll change our policy based on the whims of one millionaire”

Whaaattttt hahahah is there a recording of this?

That’s so funny, I was thinking “they made more than two??”

a report that exposed a “hierarchy of racism” within the party

Diane Abbott was suspended:

After she appeared to claim that Irish, Jewish and Traveller people were subjected to differing levels of racism.

This guy has scurvy ☝️

So hang on, this is an official labour inquiry which came to the exact conclusion that Diane Abbott was suspended for a year later? It has to be deliberate at this point.

Did you charge it back through your bank? Very easy to do in the UK at least

How is this the dairy industry’s job? Surely it’s for government to look after public health? The dairy industry just produces dairy?

No way! Am I cool again?

This is getting spicy! Will it have an impact in that constituency? Losing 48 door knockers has to hurt the campaign

Yeah for sure. You summed up 90% of my job. The rest of it is the parts people don’t like - making people update Jira tickets, etc.

These are not “character transformations”, as in a character that changes over the course of a story. This is just a list of some films the OP likes. Nutty Professor is in there if you want an example of the quality of this infographic.

He served as co-convener of the party in Scotland between 2004 and 2008, but left the Greens in 2023.

Where’s that little goose when you need him?

🪿 WHY DID HE LEAVE, GUARDIAN!?

Answer: because he’s a terf, and that’s apparently more important than anything else.

I wanted to make that joke 😟