Can someone please summarize this video for me like an AI would? I’m talking 5 bullet points or less

Even if it did, it would only apply to good beer. This certainly does not apply to shitass Heineken

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it’s so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

Yeah, but if Kojima made it, the character names would have to be insane. Like “Morpheus” and “Dozer” or “Cypher.” Oh, wait…

Heroin is such a cozy hobby. Especially on a rainy day

This came around way after the 90s

Why wouldn’t it?

When asked what causes thunder, my 3rd grade teacher’s response was “it’s clouds bumping together.” One of the students tried to correct her and got in trouble.

You are part of the problem

I got a contact high just reading this comic

I suggest a zoom call with your partner to sort it out (cameras off, of course)

2.2 stars. Woof

Just soak one of those scented tree things in gasoline and hang it in your car. There’s a free life hack for you

Why talk when you both are already looking at your phones?

What is going on with that guy’s arms? It looks like one of them may have passed into a parallel dimension

Well put. I completely agree

Growing up in a white, blue collar (mostly Democrat) family, I’m ashamed to say that I’ve seen this bullshit first hand. Sometimes overtly. Even after marrying in to an upper middle class white collar (mostly Democrat) family, I’m ashamed to say that I’ve continued to see this bullshit first hand. It’s just more subtle now.

I can’t change people’s minds, but at least I won’t raise my kids this way. Absolutely not.

Devils advocate here. Any human can also hallucinate. Some of them even do it as a recreational activity

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This seems really delicious. I think if a made it, I would use a mandoline and slice the cucumber paper thin, then shingle it on. I think you’d get the flavor and moisture of it without too much of a tough bite, considering all of the other ingredients are pretty soft (or in the case of the bacon, kinda crumbly)