Stock holders demand infinite growth. If the management doesn’t make money, they put in place new management. A company is only worth the value of the next stock buyback or dividend. It’s baked into the structure of corporations, especially publicly-owned corporations.

Soon to be the first Greased Priest.

So I have a LLM read a book and paraphrase its contents, that’s not stealing?

In other news: we have lawyers to protect our copyrights, you don’t. Suck it.

That’s a lot of wheels. I’d hate to have to inflate all those tires.

Just remember… when you have a business degree, you are qualified to run any business. That’s what a business degree is for.

My mind is going. I can feel it.

Music Television doesn’t necessarily have to be showing videos, but showing something at least tangentially related to music would be nice. MTV is now what every channel is: put whatever is required in front of the viewer to sell ads. All channels are the same shit now.

Little known fact: the imaginary numbers are the algebraic closure of the irrational numbers.

The only real question left in this war is: if Putin orders a nuclear strike, will he be obeyed?

So will he pay back the value of what he received? Or will he not disgorge himself of his ill-gotten gains?

Especially if you have a media empire that is useful to discredit those opposing your invasion.

I sit here all day writing random words, and still no Shakespeare.

Yup, this is really maximize shareholder value. I can totally see this teambuilding event doubling dividends. Wait? You said the company never pays dividends and rarely buys back its stock? Wow, I am really seeing those profits!

Maybe not, but ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

Is there actually a port or camera on the tank that can see from that angle? The tank doesn’t have a windscreen.

Ricky Bobby approves.

As long as the alumni fund gets its share, it’s all good.

Afghanistan is not the place if you want to see Buddhist monuments.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan

You would think that with all those kids watching, Xi would lean into the whole Winnie the Pooh resemblance.