If it were a baguette, the verdict would have been different.
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Comics@lemmy.ml•I didnt come here to *feel*, I came here to be mad!
2·4 days agodeleted by creator
Looks like theyre good at it. Even frying with chopsticks. Soft in the middle, crispy at the ends.
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•What could be the best way to introduce the world of computers to a kid, let's say of 6 years old, so that he learns to handle it like a toy and stops dreading it like some esoteric, arcane and
5·7 days agoAdd a game controller and some games. My kid loves stardew valley and roblox
Makes sense, considering the best text editor on emacs is evil-mode.
What’s that in horsepower?
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even roosters have more mobility than I do these days
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ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We need a Thomas the Tank Engine horror game
1·1 month agoThere’s two, four, six, eight. Are you coming tomorrow, Clarisse?
Charles ll of Habsburg Wiki
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Enthusiasts bond twelve 56K modems together to set dial-up broadband records — a dozen screeching boxes achieve record 668 kbps download speedsEnglish
2·1 month agoHow would Euthanists use modems? Oh…
How about aerospace industry. Or energy industry… those data centers need power
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
cats@lemmy.world•Furryosa refuses to let me lay down on my own god-damned couch!
6·1 month agoA nasty little furry princess, with long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses. ♬
It turns into shit when you least expect it
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. CurrencyEnglish
10·2 months agoA fresh attempt at currency devaluation
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
196@lemmy.world•I better retain my youthful good rules until I die
14·2 months agoA death trap.
ptolemai@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....English
2·2 months agoIt needs to be constructive



Stop the hunter-seeker