Matt Parker is a YouTuber who teaches about cool math shit. He is here instead of Drake because Drake is a hunk of human shit.

Using ephebophile Drake’s Hotline Bling meme format. 🚫

Replacing him with Matt Parker who just wants to see the world learn. 🙌

What a coincidence…I also quit LARPing when it became apparent that I was going to become bankrupt if I continued it. The difference, of course, was that I was fully aware that I had no power or authority and that it was all make believe.

With the bridge of Here Comes the Sun playing on repeat in his space suit the entire trip.

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

🎶 Sun, sun, sun, here it comes 🎵

times 10 billion.

Wiener in the taco.

Please say from a cannon.

Will it not come to fruition?

Are you still attempting to influence that adage becoming well-understood by the common man? I dare say that I don’t believe that will come to pass.

I have known a couple who were anti-US when they went in. One had very few other options financially, and the other figured why not get their education on the country’s dime, get trained on how to be stronger and how to fight, and then use those talents to do their part in bringing down the system once they got out. Even while they were in, they were training people on the outside. One of their trainees was a top operative in Seattle in 2020; they kept the cops at bay in the Capitol Hill Autonomized Zone (CHAZ) for a month.

Keep in mind, I’m not saying don’t be wary of enlisted people…definitely be wary. Just don’t paint with such broad strokes. Some have needs, some have reasons, and some are in the process of becoming radicalized.

If I ever form a politically-themed comedy band, we’ll be called John Barron and the P-Tape All-Stars.

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Holy fuck this is obnoxious.

Yeah, that would be something to see a professional about, I think.

That shit is trippy as fuck to me, and not in a good way. More of a Twilight Zone sorta way.

I took Bupropion exactly once, and that day happened to coincide with the day of a first date. There was not a second date. I’d say something to her, but it wasn’t me, it was the “me” who was standing about three feet in front of me. I swear to Cotton Eyed Joe I could see the back of my own fucking head.

Needs a column for “makes you feel like you are Being John Malkoviching as you linger behind your own eyes and watch another version of yourself interact with the world while being confused about who is actually controlling your vessel”, and put Bupropion at a 12.

Reminds me of “Shrimp cereal Topanga husband is a MeToo milkshake duck.” You have to be aware of five different pieces of pop culture and meme culture knowledge for it to make sense.

As an xennial, I guess I’m middling.

“CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT.”

Pay no attention to the man-child behind the curtain.