searched the web

long and hard

Amazing. Some kind of AI

The first one, because people will die at a slower rate.

The second one, because the density will cause the trolley to slow down sooner, versus the first one where it will be able to pick up speed again between each person. Also, more time to save people down the rail with my handy rope cutting knife.

Inb4 “wait where do I get the free penises?”

Ngl seems like a boring community

Discovering just how many vegetables are all brassica was a lot similar to when I found out that all real tea (black/green/white/oolong) is the exact same plant.

“I hate broccoli. And yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli!” – The Tick

Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods

I thought the Dear Leader didn’t have to pope

This has so been done. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conclavism

Hefty tariffs on communion hosts

I mean… yes, that’s what they do?

It’s like, he was pretty woke for a Pope, but, he was still a Pope.

I don’t think things would have worked out well had he gone full prog anyway. There’d be schisms for sure. Hell, Trump would probably declare an American Catholic Church and have himself elected Pope of it. (Shit, I really shouldn’t have given him that idea)

I don’t really know which way he personally felt. But even a Jesuit at the end of the day is a Catholic.

Is Francis really your name? What’s on your birth certificate?

His last words: “Dear Father in heaven, that unsufferable man!”

But according to TERFs and fash, she is a guy though

There’s some hope… part of Francis’ papacy involved him promoting more open-minded cardinals (who are the ones who choose popes) but we’ll see

Had one as a kid, with training wheels that weren’t on right, and I never felt safe on it. Constantly felt like I was going to tip. Gave it away to a friend years later.

Bought another one about 10 years ago, never rode it, my wife did something with it idk.

As a kid I mostly did scooters, also had a razer scooter a few years back that I would use to commute when I lived near work, but these days arthritis in my knees makes that less fun.

I tried one of those electric scooters, and didn’t feel safe on it, decided to walk instead. Which I’m a pretty fast walker, even still now with the bad knees.

Wish they’d make narrow trikes, which I think I’d do better on, but most of them are like 2-3 feet wide in the back which is way too big for most purposes.

Somedays I wonder if that was driven by actual rightwing sentiment, or by a desire to just destroy and hack everything. Go back to the days of gaming American Idol to push Sanjaya, or the gags of gaming other polls to like, send Bieber to North Korea or Pitbull to Alaska etc.

Like, they realized they could do a lot, and just keep finding ways to go even further.

I look at what TFG is doing nowadays and honestly if it wasn’t a system I depend on to live, it would be easy to mistake him for some kind of grey hat hacker exploiting every single hole he can find in said system in the worst possible way in order to compel people to close them.

I will say this, too… 4chan’s opintel is completely amazing. The way they were able to track Shia Lebouf’s HWNDU by doing things like… correlating airplane noises with flight patterns is like… beyond next level.

SSO?

Easier xposting