Electron flow. My son had a test on electricity, and the dumbasses said that current flows from positive to negative. Which is dumb ass horse shit. Everyone knows that electron flow is negative to positive.

Actually, yeah. Just tell hr you need to amend your witholding

Edit: typo

trogdor, but instead of burninating the pesants, he burninates the aristocracy.

iirc, pistols are pretty resistant to firing when they are dropped/receive a shock of some sort. So if slamming the staff to the ground, it might not go off. You’d rather strap a shotgun to it

i love how the battle scenes in the books are really short compared to the scenes where the hobbits are smoking, eating and enjoying life. i think tolkien romanticized more the simple life, peace and quiet and good tilled earth.

totally not a bubble though.

about damned time.

speak for yourself, i dip my magnets in water before ingesting them.

teenagers are fucking stupid. never forget that.

when i was a teenager, my friend and I got into a BB gun fight without any eye protection, i nearly lost an eye.

I play Fortnite with my kids, but the only way is using that Xbox streaming service in the browser.

I’d just be living in a small town, digging through trash cans, giving fish to the local homeless man, giving beer to the alcoholic and mostly just planting an ungodly amount of fruit trees on my land.

throw the trolly in reverse, go back to the junction, switch tracks and back over the other guy too.

exactly, they were there. just on the wrong side.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Also the ones where Paul contradicts Jesus.

Yeah, world is kinda shitty for that

dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

That sounds amazing. it’s weird. 100 years ago, people might have fantasized about moving into the suburbs of a city, getting a square job and living the middle class life. now we fantasize about moving away from that capitalist lie we’ve been force fed and live a simple life working for ourselves.

i could almost forgive someone voting for bush, i could forgive someone voting for romney. but i wouldn’t forgive a trump voter. this is exactly what they wanted. they played the game and they deserve their prize.

note, i would not forgive a vote for mccain. he gave a voice to the crazy wing of his party by letting palin be his running mate. if not for him, the tea party might not have happened, and we might not even have had to be in this mess.

ussr also took some nazi scientists for their space program, iirc.