I was having a shitty day and now I feel appreciated. Thank you.

NSFW tag?

Also: dick = fat in German

Isn’t this basically the banana cultivation problem of computing? Linux has pretty good genetic diversity with mutations and speciation happening on the regular, MacOS doesn’t have that variety, but is a genetically engineered abomination that’s regularly gene-edited to patch problems out.

As for Windows, I’d say it’s the Cavendish banana of operating systems.

in the US

It’s not just the US, it’s like that in most of the world.

Father, into your hands, I commend my TABLE

How did I ever forget about this masterpiece.

That was funny. Poor Oma 😂

Sigh

Huh. I still see Gros Michel (or a relatively similar breed) at markets from time to time where I live (although I’m in the Middle East)

Edit: I’ve also seen other variants before. I think the Cavendish is the blandest of them all. My favourite type of banana is a bit smaller with a very fragrant smell that’s also sweeter. Not sure what it’s called though

So we’re heading into the shitty Ready Player One dystopian timeline but it’s gonna be in Fortnite?

KMN

I think they aren’t? Not sure.

Another verse: it’s now a song. 🎶

They’re recommending a meme-distro in a serious thread without making it clear that it’s a joke.

In this case someone might read their comment and follow their advice, thus ending up with Nyarch as their first distro. In the future, when they run into problems, they’ll have trouble finding support because it doesn’t have a massive knowledge-base or the support of a big community behind it like all the mainstream distros do.

It might be an obvious joke to a Linux user, but a total Linux newbie might get confused or not even recognise it as such. If this comment was posted in /c/linuxmemes or something I wouldn’t say anything, but it is not.

That’s a net positive

Ayoo ayoooo

I will save this picture because I think it’s important and will look at it while scrolling my phone a couple of years from now and wonder why I never used it all that time.

/c/justadhdthings

Tssssssssss

one of those stereotypes we adopted

Alan Turing would’ve liked to have a word with whoever came up with that

My highest ever record was 3 years, but I’m out of the burnout phase thankfully

It gets tiring cycling through the stages of “Woah, how did you do that? You’re a rockstar!” and “What the fuck is this shit? Where’s the [stupidly simple feature involving small but rote tasks] I asked for 3 weeks ago?”

It really does. It wears me down. It turns me into a human vegetable sometimes when I can’t cope with it. The only thing I found that works is to strictly follow a schedule to separate work time from hobby time. Make an ironclad schedule and stick to it. If it’s not working hours and the system is burning, don’t fall for it. Fuck everything else when it’s your “me” time.

Edit: also, resist “inspiration” when it’s a work thing. Don’t spend your weekends improving/re-imagining something work-related because your mind convinced you that it’ll make your life easier later on. Tell your boss/manager about the idea and see if they’ll let you do it on company time. If a task is taking longer on company time and they don’t want to fix it, then it’s not your problem, it’s theirs, and you’re getting paid either way

I’m gay I can’t do math