My mother in law had to get blood drawn the day before Halloween last year and the tech was dressed as a vampire

That’s probably more of an uncle joke

That’s why I’ve worn nothing but New Balance for a decade or more. Also the fact that I’m a suburban dad.

I have size 14 shoes. I also have a large head, large hands, and a large gut. Unfortunately I also don’t have any large parts beyond that list.

I’m on the opposite end as OP, I wear size 14. They are very hard to find since most manufacturers and shoe stores only go up to 13, and a lot of the ones that go to higher have a very limited selection in larger sizes. I would imagine it’s similar at the lower end of shoe sizes.

I don’t go to Chipotle when I want Mexican food. I go to Chipotle if I want something quick and vaguely Mexican-ish. Just like people don’t go to McDonald’s or Burger King looking for a good burger.

I use power query and so far haven’t found a replacement that works in Linux. Otherwise I would drop MS office altogether.

I have that same issue. My older laptop barely misses the cutoff, even though everything meets the requirements except the cpu. I have a newer laptop with Win11, and the old one runs circles around it. It’s faster and has way more RAM, yet somehow won’t run 11? I’m going to keep it and just run Linux instead. I’ll use the crappy Win11 lappy just for MS office and keeping papers from blowing off my desk.

You can blame the sprinkler head at the bottom of the picture for the lower angled part being at a different angle

I wonder if the smiley faces Costco receipt checkers draw on the back of the receipt if you have a kid with you is also mandatory

Seeing things like this make me happy that I

• live in a state that banned junk fees.
• live just far enough outside of a metro area that these services don’t deliver to me so I don’t have to worry about being tempted to order from them.

Most places I’ve seen bathrooms with outward opening doors have them set back in an alcove so that it’s not opening into a general walkway.

Or doors that swing outward so you can push with your elbow or shoulder or foot or something

I have a really wide monitor, so I end up with wasted space on the sides of most websites, so vertical tabs lets me maximize my vertical space on the screen.

I can’t believe they don’t teach that I’m school anymore smh my head.

I used to work for a company that did something like this. We had a product that was built overseas, and a major customer wanted one but would only buy it if it was made in America. So we had it built overseas, taken apart, shipped to the factory I worked at, the overseas assemblers flew here, they put it back together, and slapped a made in America sticker on it.

It’s mostly working again! The only thing not working for me right now is the posts tab on a user’s profile.

Because the missile knows where it isn’t

Unlike project LEMONPARTY

I still do