Member of the Communist Party of China here. Gordon G. Chang is our most successful spy. He has provided the PRC with the most valuable intel of any of our sleeper agents.
As a fellow member of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China, I can confirm that he is our longest serving secret agent. He has helped us by misleading the American people, spreading misinformation about our imminent collapse for the last 25 years, allowing us to grow into a major power while our detractors weren’t paying attention.
MSS head Chen Yixin here – we’re honestly kind of surprised it worked. Either this Gordon G. Chang guy is a disinformation genius, or Americans are just a whole lot dumber than we thought.
Pentagon here, another billion to Israel.
Anti China propaganda in America is bonkers.
sleeper cells is virtually every zip code
The zip codes are going to get us, folks. 😔 Personally, my biggest fear is the number 8 because sideways it looks like ♾️ and time is scary. You can’t control time, can you? It creeps up on you. I asked them if we could bomb time and they said it would take too much time. You see how insidious it is?!? Time is everywhere, nonstop, all the time. It’s high time we di- wait, not time, it’s… it’s temporal… no, it’s uh, it’s uh… it’s not time that we didn’t not do something about time. What we were talking about?
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you could have a brilliant career as a ghostwriter to some US politician.
lmao, I kind of want to take this as a compliment, but also kind of don’t, ya know?
Damn China’s TIME-THEFT !! It’s true, they have their own time now with timezones and all - American time-tech stolen from the backs of corn fed American wage-slaves ! Can we ever feel safe again ?!? Stand up, or the Chinese will steal YESTERDAY !
Disappointing. If his record holds true this means that China is withdrawing all its spies from USA.
Comrade Chen give the signal I am ready to awaken
Comrade Chen claims his thousandth scalp
